Day: September 18, 2021

Dear former hairstylist,

I can’t believe how incredibly unhelpful you were when I asked for a referral to a stylist while you were on leave. You cut and colored my hair for 16 years and gave no notice that you were taking an extended leave of absence. I had to get my hair done as I had over an inch of regrowth, and it didn’t look terrific. But no, you took 3 days to return my text and said you couldn’t recommend anyone. Well, bitch, I jumped on your Insta and found 7 salons in under 10 minutes, so what the hell?

I’ve spent fucking thousands of dollars over 16 years, and you can’t refer me for a “one-off” appointment. WTF. You are a selfish piece of garbage! After reading some negative online reviews about your skills, I consider this to be a good thing. Go pound sand, you selfish bitch, my money won’t be enriching your life so fuck off!

Awful to hear that you’re in hospital again 🙁

You actually said “yes” to me once.

Last Saturday you told me that I’m a “really lovely person”. Last Saturday you told me that I can “come to you about ANYTHING”. Last Saturday you confessed a lot to me. But saying that, that was last Saturday. It’s now next week. Maybe you’ll be thinking differently about where you prioritize me seeing as SHE’S back. It saddens me.

You’re so confusing 😕

What makes you so unique from others? Tell me. I’m intrigued. You have to be a special kind of person for me to put full trust in you. What if you end up just deceiving me like a lot of others do? What makes YOU so special? You have to he able to prove it to me. Otherwise you’re just wasting time and I’ll end up finding out in the end that you’re just another worthless traitor.

I’m happy that your happy. But your life is one bajillion times better than mine, and I don’t want to be thinking about that every single day.

Now that she’s back home, you’ll probably forget all about me and abandon me. It’s okay. I’m getting pretty used to it. It’s all well and good telling me that you value me, but then the friend you like more is back now, so why not? After all, a lot of my friends use me as a shoulder to cry on or as someone to use for that short while. I can already see it coming.