I used to love McDonald’s food. Now I hate McDonald’s food. My wife divorced me because I got too fat from eating McDonald’s. Now I’m so lonely. She took my children from me because I wouldn’t stop feeding them McDonald’s. They both got diabetes. I had a fight with the manager at McDonalds, but he’s only a teenager. I lost my job because at work I always smelled like McDonald’s. Now I have no money. My life is ruined because I couldn’t stop eating at McDonald’s. I love their burgers. Can’t go back to the way things were.