Go to the dentist Harold

Look, I went to the dentist this morning and just to get you caught up to speed I haven’t been since about 2018 or so, since before COVID, since before I moved to Norwalk from Stamford. But you really need to go to the dentist every six months, okay? So I finally went today and I got a good report, no cavities, and they took pictures and everything, and with my dental insurance it didn’t cost me anything out of pocket, okay? So you really should go if you haven’t. I know some people who never go to the dentist. Are you one of them? What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that the dentist is going to rip your teeth out and stuff them up your ass one by one? Because that’s not going to happen, I can almost guarantee that won’t happen to you! Why don’t you go to the dentist, fuck face? Why haven’t you been in years, you absolute goon? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for your nasty rancid teeth to rot right out of your skull? Go to the dentist and tell them you are sick of having your breath smell like an unwashed butt hole!

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