As wonderful as this site is, the waiting times are getting ridiculous. I’d help them out, but that’s beside the point.
I need to connect with you more often with Skype or Whatsapp or even just over the phone. I’ll send my numbers to you on your business Skype and you can decide from there.
Here is a joke for you:
One day, a woman was walking through the park and she found a magic lamp. A genie popped out, as they are wont to do.
“You will receive three wishes,” he said. “But beware: whatever you wish for, your husband will get 100 times over.”
The woman says “I understand. I wish to be incredibly beautiful.”
The genie replies “You know your husband will become so irresistible that people from countries away will come to pursue him. Do you still want to make that wish?”
She nodded and became incredibly beautiful. “I wish to have a billion dollars and, yes, I know my husband will get 100 billion.”
The genie nods and grants her wish. “What is your final wish?”
The woman looks the genie straight in the eye and says “I want to have a small heart attack.”