I was working in the kitchen when daddy came in. I was spicing the meats and forming the patties. We were going to have a hamburger lunch. Me and my mom and my daddy all together eating burgers. That was the plan. Well daddy came over and he looked at me right in the eyes and without saying a word he leaned over and pushed his dirty kunkels into the meat patties and crushed them. Then he called my mom over and pointed at the ruined patties and said “oh look, honey, our boy is a genius” in a real sarcastic voice. I tried to explain that those were my daddy’s kunkel prints in the meat patties but no one believed me even though his kunkels are much bigger than mine.