Mr. Car Wash,
I see you rolling up in that nasty Winnebago which you probably live in. I’m not sure why you own a car wash and yet your motor home looks like a dirty roach motel. Can you see the irony?
Why are you banishing customers from your car wash? I didn’t need to vacuum my car the other night but I did need to wash it. You assumed that cleaning out the interior of my car was all that I needed to do. No, I had plans to wash my car as well but you banished me on the spot because you accused me of theft of services by not paying $1 to vacuum my car. That is no way to bring in more customers. There are so many other car care options in the area, so I have no problem spending my money elsewhere.