• for the love of God….

    by  • February 26, 2010 • 0 Comments

    I’ve got nothing against Koreans and I’ve got nothing against Korean food but when Koreans arrive here in Seattle after the 12 hour flight from Seoul is it necessary to bring gramma’s homemade Kim-chee with you? Couldn’t you just ship it UPS and let them deal with the smell?

    WHY WHY WHY?!?!?

    by  • February 26, 2010 • 2 Comments

    I don’t get it…WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!?!? I don’t WANT to learn today!!! I don’t WANT to be here!!! I’M SICK!!! I would MUCh rather be in bed…asleep…but NOOOOOO!!!

    You make me go to you and learn things!!!


    You’re Such An Ass!

    by  • February 26, 2010 • 2 Comments

    Dear Farmville,
    You stole my wife from me, and I know you don’t even feel bad about it! Every evening, she’s with you. When she’s not with you, she’s talking about you. She cares more about a ‘Lost Lonely Bull’ that she does about her lost lonely husband. You sir, have won the blue ribbon for being an ass!

    Grandma Joyce

    by  • February 25, 2010 • 1 Comment

    Dear Grandma,
    You are one classic BITCH. I’ve always wanted to say that to your scrunched up apple face but, out of respect that you don’t deserve, I

    You were a lousy mother in law to my mom. You opened her fucking
    wedding gifts while they were on their honeymoon, for fuck’s sake!!
    You’re not a privileged woman, and you never were, so why have you
    always acted like you were entitled? Poor Grandpa. He lovingly put up
    with you all those years and indulged your every whim. I’ve always been surprised at the number of wealthy friends you’ve had over the years. You’ve always been such a poser.

    You are dying a lonely, old woman.

    One word: KARMA.

    Shouldn’t have

    by  • February 25, 2010 • 0 Comments

    Dear Friend;

    I’m sorry! I truly am. Everything I do hurts you, makes you worry.
    Even if I tell you to stop and don’t worry about. You still do. You
    were/are the first person out of all my friends I truly loved. Not as
    a friend. I try leaving you’re side. But you keep dragging me back in.
    If you weren’t my best friend I would have jsut walked away. But I
    can’t just watch from the side lines while you hurt you’re self.
    Especially over me.

    I don’t deserve it. I know I don’t deserve the care you are giving me.
    You know my faults, I hurt, manipulate, lie, cheat and steal. I have
    sex with random strangers because I want to fell good. But that’s my
    life. I never wanted you into it. That’s when you met her. Shes cool.
    I even like her. But shes bringing you into something I never wanted
    to bring you into. Her party are more laid back then mine were and
    ever will be.

    Sometimes I think “I can’t do this.” But I will learn to cope. Even if
    it fells like I’m loosing my best friend. And there’s nothing I can do
    about it.

    You’re best friend; always and forever