Dear friend, here I am again. Writing this letter to you, hoping that you will never find it. Have you ever thought of becoming a magician? Your very good at games and tricks and whatnot. Though I think you would have a hard time surviving in the magician industry considering you only know such limited amount of “tricks” and “games” e.g introducing me as your girlfriend but then become horrified when ask for confirmation, or spending time with me only to talk to me again 7 months later. Truly, truly, magnificent tricks darling, magical. But damn, I’m getting tired of these tricks. Showcase your magic to another audience magician, for I am no longer interested.