• Cake– Short Skirt, Long Jacket

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    I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
    I want a girl who knows what’s best
    I want a girl with shoes that cut
    And eyes that burn like cigarettes

    I want a girl with the right allocations
    Who’s fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She’s playing with her jewelry
    She’s putting up her hair
    She’s touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket……

    I want a girl who gets up early
    I want a girl who stays up late
    I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
    Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
    With fingernails that shine like justice
    And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

    She is fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She’s touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng…. lonnng jacket

    I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
    I want a girl with good dividends
    At Citibank we will meet accidentally
    We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

    She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
    She wants a car that will get her there
    She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
    She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

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