Finally. you’ve wasted enough of My time with your waywardness.
First of all, some rules. My name is Em, for Master. you have not earned the right to use My name, so you will call Me Master. your name is “vee”, for vassal, because you belong to Me, and I do not like the term slave because of its racial connotations. In communicating with Me, you will not use personal pronouns (i.e. me, I, my, mine), but you will refer to yourself solely in the third person as “vee”. you will use proper capitalization, as I have throughout this post. All communication will be in this thread, “Boss”, as a further reminder to you that I am your Boss; I am your Master.
Now then, time to play. your first task is to pledge your loyalty to Me. If your pledge is sufficient, I will consider allowing you to be My sub.