Dearest Mirranda ,
My Sweetness . . .
Although lately I think you’ve been bitter . . .
P.S. I’m not mocking you and I was never mocking you .
I think part of the reason you haven’t called me is because of all the miscommunication.
You were such a pain in the ass . . .
Anyway, I love you a lot . I think about you all the time .
I wish we were together .
I boosted your confidence too much and I made you feel powerful so maybe it’s my fault…
I do believe we are soulmates though .
But if you loved me, you wouldn’t have treated me the way you did…
I’ve been sleeping with different girls.. Girls who love me and girls who are much better than you .
It will take me awhile to catch up to you when it comes to the number of my sexual partners… Because you’re a slut .
I bet you’ve been fucked by at least thirty different guys… That’s gross and you probably have HPV or The clap . You should get tested because you are a whore .
Also, Lose some weight , Bitch.
Maybe one day you will realize . . .
Until then . . .