• You’re completely gone?!?

    by  • November 7, 2015 • To You • 5 Comments

    So I’ll go do something else! Like work! Yeah! I’m going to go to work. All weekend mothermother! How ya like that? Yeah I’mma do that shit. Jealous? Yeah you should be. The special this month is males. Because there’s a handful. I shit you not. Seriously it’s like totally ridiculous.

    5 Responses to You’re completely gone?!?

    1. K
      November 7, 2015 at 3:41 pm

      Your letter doesn’t make anysense.

    2. Called your bluff...
      November 8, 2015 at 5:30 pm

      Twice actually this weekend. As usual, you’re full of shit.

      So until you decide to do ANYTHING to further what we have, kindly refrain from your emasculatory instigation.

      Or maybe I should just fuck all of your co-workers, since they don’t seem to have any problem spending time with me.

      Get your shit together, and get off my back. I’m trying, you’re not.

    3. Seriously though
      November 9, 2015 at 6:53 am

      The special is males. And writing this was simply my way of laughing at myself and of circumstamces that cause me heartache. I’m sure you don’t know me. That’d make you 1 in 4 or so billion. (3 or so billion do not have internet access in the world. Cool statistic to think about.) (for me anyway) But anyway- that’d make you 1 in a and it would make me 1 in a.
      And for the sake of my heart right now- it’s safer to believe laws of probability than my own magical skill set that’s gotta be fake.
      Good day to you sir.
      And PS – 10 bucks off a male during this fine month. (In case you like coupons Stranger. I just like writing shit.)

      November 10, 2015 at 9:53 am


    5. I'm not sure at all.
      November 11, 2015 at 3:22 pm

      Just kidding. I’m the best mother ever. I know it’s true because my kids tell me everyday.

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