You know it’s true, I know it’s true.
Seriously, you married me. We’re best friends.
I know you hate talking about it but we really need to.
Lie to our friends and family but please don’t lie to me.
He’s not interested. He’s NOT INTERESTED. What you would expect to happen won’t. Don’t believe me? Then let’s go to him and have the big talk that we all think about having.
Seriously, he’s not. He and I talked about this. He doesn’t want to offend you or I, but the attraction just isn’t fucking mutual.
Please let’s talk about it. Please don’t lie.