Me: Who is she?
1: From what Ive been told, no one really knows.
Me: Someone must know who she really is.
2: Apparently she is very mysterious.
3: Yeah and no one who has ever gotten close to her will talk about what they found out.
Me: Tell me more about her!
1: Ive heard she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
2: Men have been known to instantly fall in love with her upon first sight.
3: Ive heard some people have trouble spelling her name.
2: Yeah, Ive heard that too. But I also heard its really not that hard to spell.
Me: Is she married?
2: No no no, but not for a lack of suitors.
1: Legend has it that many men have lost their sanity pursuing her.
3: Ive heard her referred to as “the face that crushed a 1000 hearts”
Me: If shes so bad why do men keep trying?
3: Oh, she is just simply breathtaking.
2: Yes, when she entertains the masses from her stage, all are in awe.
1: I had a friend who told me he saw her in action once. He said his life was never the same.
Me: What do you mean?
1: No woman ever interested him again. She was that spectacular.
Me: Where do I find her?
2: You cant.
3: Yeah she will come to you if she is interested.
Me: How is that even possible?
2: Nothing is beyond her.
1: Ive heard one of her favorite quotes is “Nothing is impossible”
Me: I think Im in LOVE with her!
Wise Sage (who was hiding in some bushes): Be careful young man. She is not one to be trifled with. To truly love her requires every ounce of strength, every last measure of resolve, every drop of commitment. No man has ever been sufficient for her needs.
3: But what about the Prophecy?
Wise Sage: It has been said that one day there will arise a man, so pure in intention, so consumed with desire, that she will consent to a mutual love.
Me: What if thats me!
1: (Rolls on ground laughing)
2: (Pisses pants laughing)
3: (Breaks ribs laughing)
Wise Sage: What is a young man if not foolish? You will surely die trying.
Me: YOURE DAMN RIGHT I WILL