Okay, so it was a little bit my fault. I have no lights on my bike and it gets dark early in winter. But I was illuminated by your headlights for quite some time and you’re meant to slow down anyway to check for cars and pedestrians who are crossing the crossing, like me. But I don’t care about any of that.
You sent your girlfriend out to see if I was okay after I stood up. She held my hand like you probably told her to. And she calmed me down instantly because I’m a sucker for charming women. And I forgot about the situation because I was okay minus a few scratches. And I laughed and said I should have lights anyway. And after some people from a bus stop came over to see if I was okay, you finally got out of the car to ask.
And I left because if I didn’t leave I would have broken your fucking jaw. Grow a pair of balls pal. If I hit you, I’d be the guy rushing to pick you up. What would you have done if I had lashed out at your girlfriend? Pull me off? A man your size?
You’re a fucking mouse mate.