Ok, I know I probably shouldn’t be doing this because I’m drunk, but I have to say it. I haven’t been completely honest with you. I was trying to protect your feelings, but you obviously don’t care about mine. I don’t like you. You’re not a good person. You’re terrible. I can’t believe you made out with a guy right in front of me. I know it might be arrogant and cocky to think this, but I’m really convinced you only did it because I told you we couldn’t make out right before. You asked me to make out, I said no, and 20 seconds later, you were all over another guy. You’re a slut. You’re a fucking whore. I know I broke up with you, but you could have had the decency to not hook up with someone right in front of me, especially when all I was trying to do was not go back on my word, despite how good you looked last night. You were attractive; I’ll admit it. I was tempted to hook up with you, but I knew it wouldn’t be fair to you, so I didn’t. But you clearly don’t give a shit about me, so I think I’m done caring about you.
Even before we broke up, you showed you weren’t a good person. The way you treat your friends is horrifying. On a whim, you decided not to talk to your best friend. You’re trying to break up your other best friend and her boyfriend because you don’t like that she spends less time with you now. You should be ashamed of yourself. And recently, the fact that you showed me what kind of person you are just reaffirmed that I was right in breaking up with you.
So I don’t like you. I’m glad we’re done, and I hope I never see you again. It’s great that you’ve moved on from me so quickly. I can only wish I move on from you soon.