• Jiffy Pop…

    by  • August 23, 2013 • * Safe for Work *, Positive Vibes • 2 Comments

    …likes you, but if you don’t like Jiffy Pop, it’s just corn.

    Sometimes, people make mistakes when choosing the best brand of popped corn, but once you’ve experienced the fun and flavor of Jiffy Pop brand popped corn, you and your family will settle for nothing less.

    Why sacrifice flavor for stale, air-popped popcorn…or dry, singed popcorn from a “micro-wave”? Instead, we invite you to taste the difference, and savor the fresh, buttery taste of Jiffy Pop brand popped corn.

    If you like, take the time to pop delicious sweet corn on the stove. Then, allow the professionals at Jiffy Pop to bring your family that sweet, country taste, straight to your kitchen table, in just minutes. Jiffy Pop brand popped corn is so sweet and buttery, you’ll swear it was home made.

    Whether it’s a game of cards with friends, your family’s favorite radio program, or a relaxing evening in front of the T.V. set, it’s – Jiffy Pop, for that farm-fresh taste.

    “I can’t wait to pop my own popcorn!”
    “While you’re at it, maybe you’d like to set the table, too.”

    Let’s all go out, and buy some – Jiffy Pop…at your local grocer.

    Remember, Jiffy Pop likes you, but if you don’t like Jiffy Pop, why it’s just corn.


    (Post/er not affiliated with “Jiffy Pop”, ConAgra or its subsidiaries)

    2 Responses to Jiffy Pop…

    1. Claps Like Kid
      August 23, 2013 at 11:50 am

      That was damned clever.

      Have no idea about the metaphor but highly entertaining : – )~

    2. T2
      August 23, 2013 at 1:28 pm

      Shameless. I kinda want some popcorn now.

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