• A letter with some new advice for the oldest profession

    by  • August 18, 2013 • Advice • 0 Comments

    You are good sweet decent hard-working people and I’m so sick of this system fucking you over I’m about to put my brain box into high gear and help you all.

    It’s not just me who is going to help you but every single guy out there who wants to get laid. Our job is to destroy the sick repressed corrupt predatory system.

    It’s every single other lady out there too because you are all in this together you build a market together. You treat it like a common market. It will grow and grow and grow.

    The good and the bad of touring and how to share regular customers when you do.

    The barter system and why it is not prostitution.
    Get yourself a car and a person maintaining all the contracts for a few pats.

    Learning ways to proposition people in public. Simple questions… what would you do for a Klondike bar?
    How much money are you carrying with you?
    I’m doing a survey for my college.
    No it’s an adult returns program.

    Surrogate symbolic conversation like sports and weather.

    No discussion of rates because of a common referential set of symbols like music groups song titles and names.
    You like the good ship lollipop?
    Behave yourself I’m in the same room?

    It feels so weird to be standing here with you completely naked under all these clothes.

    Song lyrics are forever, just pick it and you can run with it… It’s funny how in the song it’s She thats buying the stairway to heaven… cause I know…

    Weather is a great way to talk price I mean who really cares if it’s going to be 200Β° tomorrow. Brand van 2000 is a hell of a lot to charge for your booty. πŸ™‚

    Sharing info on what guys like anonymously in forums. You can find everybody likes almost everything. A
    lot of the bullshit is lies.

    Keeping anal as your payment plan. You don’t pay for last week you don’t get any now.

    The best part is even if you’re dealing with the enemy, you still own the enemy.

    The threat of blacklisting.
    There was a camera in my friends handbag you know the tall dark haired girls standing near the postbox.
    Doesn’t have to be real.
    But…
    How to use hidden cameras to make nasty clients behave.

    Surrogate systems of payment. Tokens and valuable collectibles. Give me something that’s worth something.
    Is that a stamp that I can research? Think to yourself.
    Can I get 400 bucks for this freaking little piece of gummy paper in a plastic bag after tomorrow?
    Jewelry is great I mean it doesn’t matter it’s big small earrings bracelet tribal costume turquoise gold silver anything goes.

    Why riding public transportation together is to your advantage. First of all you got no work at all if it’s a gusher in two minutes. The bus ride is perfect for that.

    Using the Internet and information to your advantage.
    Obtaining your freedom of information act file to find out the names of all the cops in your life. Every mark or jerk or anyone that knows your real name!

    Learning to give your regulars credit on a short-term basis. Freebies forget credit I mean by one get one free trips, Unless it’s some kind of being chained to a wall bullshit.

    Forming trade unions with as few as 12 members to share address books okay lists and clients. Actually sit down and talk to a bunch of people and talk about what getting together will do to your advantage. Getting a house together in the suburbs somewhere 12 people rent a four-person house that’s one third the rent cost.

    Saran wrap and it’s uses for completely legal contact rimming feet kissing. etc. (You are not actually touching). Using silks, satins, rayon and other fabrics to get completely around all of the contact regulations.

    Why thee on one is both safe, sexy, friendly, seems like a freebie and many hands make light work! You have one client sure it’s one third the pay, but you gain the whole day!

    Ways to disguise your body and face from biometrics scanning systems. Cotton your lips cheeks and tape ears in photographs so there’s no photo shopping. Have someone suck on your lips for the picture.

    How to use social networking tools to become someone else: a respectable member of the community looks just like you. Be three people or five and even going by the same outfit as number two and number three. How to become somebody else in the life of someone is fucking with you so that if you get in trouble it looks like their XYZ has been busted.

    Ways to encrypt all your communications. What is a VPN? How do you use two at once? What other anonymize portals are there that I can use?

    Why you are going to start accepting blocked calls only.
    Legal references to entrapment, deception, the less you know about the person the less responsible you are.
    We are going to make them really really afraid of getting caught themselves. Having five friends ready to describe something differently when you are dealing with only one or two agents. In most states the more witnesses you have the more credible you are. Why PIGS are afraid of hidden cameras!

    How to use Wi-Fi and cell phone jammers to knock out cameras and microphones in your area. How to use superbright new LED flashlights and lasers to wipeout camera evidence of your entry and exit. How long does a CCD we take to recover? Why is playing jeopardy safer than giving advice!

    Beauty and innocence used to rule. But now it’s really what you can get for what you’re willing to spend. Why do you think three girls for $200, who are willing to lick each other anywhere will be a business plan that blows everyone else away? Did I mention many hands makes work almost not even there?

    How to set a dead letter drops and surveillance meets so you can scan John before you meet them. Why you should actually make friends with a geek who can do all of your scanning and texting in researching and handling unit detective stuff for a few blowjobs and something anal…

    The virtual buddy system how this works electronically.
    Keep in touch with your controller, your geek Charlie, but your other two pals the buddy system will save your ass one day.

    Your benefit to society you are doing the work of millions of women, Preventing hundreds of thousands of rapes, Preventing molestation, Preventing sexual harassment, Giving a normal natural outlet where it is needed and denied by our dark cruel sadistic masters.
    You need to keep each other healthy wealthy happy and wise. You need to get those crazy bitches to eat some good food take some good vitamins and maybe even walk upstairs a lot.

    Why police are sexual predators and how you can use this to destroy them. Will actually stalk you. It takes a long time in any business to figure this out. Especially if you beat them or outwit them a couple of times.

    Learning what days five works on they have no budgets anymore so they usually only using it today or three day a week system avoid those nights. Every metro has different vice nights sometimes they skip Saturday night just because it is too busy. Friday is almost always every city.

    Learning how pussy in advance means no cash transaction means no crime committed. All the web systems I discussed partial payment bookings payment in advance how to make advance payment really enough for you and then squeeze them for the rest πŸ™‚

    Making him show you his cock before anything is even discussed. Knocks out 99.9% of cops. You can charge him with sexual assault. I think everyone should realize the police have penises that are 50% smaller than the average guy.

    This and much much more in my next update.
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    Should I mention first how much you freaking rock. You are the future of this show. Taking it one step further and extending credit is like an investment.

    You’re so freaking beautiful. I have been silly and have been choosing people to send this to using my sense of attractiveness but I’m also pretty psychic. Please put this back into the forum so everyone can see it in a “the weirdest letter I ever got isn’t it funny?” Sort of way

    You also probably know some crazy rebellious people. The idea of unofficial unionization is a crazy good idea. It can be done using anonymous methods if necessary.

    The whole notion of extending credit. Setting up a black list for abusive and nonpaying clients. Setting a place online like the USENET which are very region specific so the face of the guy who can change his name but he cant change his face is available to everyone. These are new concepts in the oldest profession. Imagine the idea of no transaction occurring at that time? No stress. No worry of arrest. No legal bills ever.

    And of course groupthink always maximum number 15 minimum number three.

    As a very inexperienced fortysomething “virgin” sometimes I look around and want girls so badly that I can’t even think. I work in a small jewelry store and I tried to be as nice as I can but sometimes I really hurt for contact I just want to hug someone so badly I feel like dying. It’s hard not to give everything away sometimes.

    One pretty friend comes and visits once a year
    Gives me a long hug and that’s about it. I love her too much to even think about anything further. What a crazy history couple of fumbling experiences in high school but that doesn’t really count.
    A few years in between like some professional sportsman.

    Some clumsy stuff 15 years ago. Just being honest.

    I look through ads like this in these pages and I realized what you were doing for the world’s amazing. You are so fucking brave.
    I’m gonna giveback for that by setting up a lot of interesting systems.

    Setting up a USENET forum in case Backpage is ever taken down.
    Try to stop USENET. πŸ™‚

    Anyway I think you might like some of these ideas and I’m not gonna like tell you who I am or try to hook up or anything so don’t worry about it.

    There’s a lot more I wanted to say in here but it’s toommuch for a lot of people to digest. Just the whole concept of all of the stress and tension being gone and never having to face arrester orbany legal bills is worth the few assholes who don’t pay. Setting up a group of blacklists to tell a guy you never get anyone again if he doesn’t eventually will work fine.

    I’m not gonna try to say I’m the only guy who can do this for you. Or everybody else is against you and I’m the shining champion. A lot of people have the skills you just need to pull together.

    Since I don’t seek to gain from this I’m just brainstorming right now. I think you have a streak of individualism and positive feminism that will help this come to some fruition. Here is my first set of brainstorming ideas. I will eventually be providing free photo shopping facial and body morphing to all advertisers. Lost the perfect methods of Subliminal communication that will foil investigators by causing the fuck up big time. The idea of morally impugning those who are essentially being predators of your lives is very attractive to me. Please read this with an open mind and repost it to Backpage anonymously.

    You are good sweet decent hard-working people and I’m so sick of this system fucking you over I’m about to put my brain box into high gear and help you all.

    It’s not just me who is going to help you but every single guy out there who wants to get laid. Our job is to destroy the sick repressed corrupt predatory system.

    It’s every single other lady out there too because you are all in this together you build a market together. You treat it like a common market. It will grow and grow and grow.

    The good and the bad of touring and how to share regular customers when you do.

    The barter system and why it is not prostitution.

    Learning ways to proposition people in public. Surrogate symbolic conversation like sports and weather. No discussion of rates because of a common referential set of symbols like music groups song titles and names. Weather is a great way to talk price I mean who really cares if it’s going to be 200Β° tomorrow. Brand van 2000 is a hell of a lot to charge for your booty. πŸ™‚

    Sharing info on what guys like anonymously in forums. You can find everybody likes almost everything. A lot of the bullshit is lies.

    Keeping anal as your payment plan. You don’t pay for last week you don’t get any now.

    The threat of blacklisting.

    How to use hidden cameras to make nasty clients behave.

    Surrogate systems of payment. Tokens and valuable collectibles.

    Why riding public transportation together is to your advantage.

    Obtaining your freedom of information act file to find out the names of all the cops in your life.

    Learning to give your regulars credit on a short-term basis.

    Forming trade unions with as few as 12 members to share address books okay lists and clients.

    Saran wrap and it’s uses for completely legal contact rimming feet kissing. etc. (You are not actually touching)

    Ways to disguise your body and face from biometrics scanning systems.

    How to use social networking tools to become someone else: a respectable member of the community looks just like you.

    Ways to encrypt all your communications.

    Why you are going to start accepting blocked calls only.

    How to use Wi-Fi and cell phone jammers to knock out cameras and microphones in your area.

    How to set a dead letter drops and surveillance meets so you can scan John before you meet them.

    The virtual buddy system how this works electronically.

    Your benefit to society you are doing the work of millions of women, Preventing hundreds of thousands of rapes, Preventing molestation, Preventing sexual harassment, Giving a normal natural outlet where it is needed and denied by our dark cruel sadistic masters.

    Why police are sexual predators and how you can use this to destroy them.

    Learning what days vice works on they have no budgets anymore so they usually only using it today or three day a week system avoid those nights.

    Learning how pussy in advance means no cash transaction means no crime committed.

    Making him show you his cock before anything is even discussed. Knocks out 99.9% of cops. You can charge him with sexual assault.

    This and much much more in my next update.

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