Oh that’s right. Your soulmate. Not that I would keep you down, but dammit we have reached the point of no return. It’s so obvious. Just not obvious to my mom. Tell me you don’t want to prove her wrong as badly as I want to prove her wrong. Okay maybe not as badly as I want to prove her wrong, but you know what I mean. In her face. In your face. In that random guy over there’s face.