Let’s see if I have this right: If I misunderstand something you say, it’s my fault. If you misunderstand something I say, it’s my fault. If I misunderstand your intentions toward me, it’s my fault. If you misunderstand my intentions toward you, it’s my fault. If you apologize for something I have to accept it immediately. If I apologize for something, I’m insincere and you refuse to forgive me. If I text you, I’m lucky if you reply in several hours if not days. if you text me and I don’t answer in 10 minutes, you text me again. I’m sensing a pattern here. Get over yourself. You aren’t perfect either. Do us both a favor and stay away for good this time. You’ve turned into a big-headed self-absorbed jerk. I don’t know you anymore, and I don’t want to. Goodbye.