• Been Awhile

    by  • May 13, 2013 • To You • 3 Comments

    Hey there, it’s been kind of a long time since we’ve talked. At least it feels like it. I don’t know if it’s a good idea to get ahold of you right now. Probably a pretty shitty idea, actually. I just wanted you to know that I’m doing well. Made some pretty big changes in my life recently. Managed to fix all (most) of this shit that was making me unhappy and I’m pretty stoked about what’s coming up in my life. My poops have been kind of weird lately, but other than that I can’t complain. Probably has something to do with my diet. Like, I don’t have the runs, but they aren’t as solid as they should be. I ‘spose I should be eating more fiber or something.
    Hope you’re doing well, I’ve been thinking about you a lot recently for some reason. Just wondering how you’re doing and what’s next for you. Also wondering how your poops have been. Just kidding. Don’t tell me about your poops.

    😉 talk to you whenever

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    3 Responses to Been Awhile

    1. Hey now
      May 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm

      Are you serious for real because they are not good either. Are you into my texting 🙁 not cool.


    2. Author
      May 13, 2013 at 7:44 pm

      Completely serious. I mean if you find a good solution, it would be great if you could help a guy out. I’m running out of the ol’ toilet paper. And by toilet paper, I mean baby wipes. Because they feel better on my poor butthole.



    3. Yourass
      May 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm

      Hey, be careful with those wipes. They clog toilets. Oh, and eat more greens. Maybe some oatmeal.



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