So we hang out for the first time and all we do is sit in your hill billy truck. For some reason, you thought it’d be appropriate to make out with me. For some fucking reason, you thought it’d be appropriate to put your nasty hands all over me.
And all I have to say is FUCK YOU. You’re disgusting. You couldn’t even ask me out on a date. And now I feel cheap. So cheap. And violated. And grossed out. I hope you have experience a teen pregnancy in your life time, because you truly deserve it.