Please stop staying up until 3 A.M. I’m getting really tired of being up all night waiting on you to go to bed. I just want to smoke my pot and go to sleep.
I know that you know I smoke pot, as you often call my fiance and I “potheads” or insist that we are only going to my cousin/bestie’s house to “sit around and smoke pot.” I would however like to maintain the respect I have for our relationship by waiting until you go to bed before I light up.
Please stop looking at porn in the living room and go to bed. Really, you’re 70 years old, it can’t be doing that much.
Your Tired, Frustrated Daughter