Please stop staying up until 3 A.M. I’m getting really tired of being up all night waiting on you to go to bed. I just want to smoke my pot and go to sleep.

I know that you know I smoke pot, as you often call my fiance and I “potheads” or insist that we are only going to my cousin/bestie’s house to “sit around and smoke pot.” I would however like to maintain the respect I have for our relationship by waiting until you go to bed before I light up.

Please stop looking at porn in the living room and go to bed. Really, you’re 70 years old, it can’t be doing that much.

Love,
Your Tired, Frustrated Daughter