You’re a first class jerk, you know that?
You make concentration difficult, seriously. I may be a world champion clutz, but do you know how many walls I’ve run into since the first time I saw you? (More than usual.)
I thought, ‘Wow’; and my next thought, aside from ‘Ow my leg’, was ‘I hope he notices me’.
So then why have I done everything in a hopeless girl’s power to make myself invisible around you? Not that it really makes that much of a difference, I’m not cool enough to be noticed. You might notice me then, and I don’t know how to start a conversation without sounding completely foolish…unless you hate the freakin’ Water Temple as much as I do. I absolutely LOATHE that place. I mean, I’d rather go into the Shadow Temple a million times and that place scares the-
I was at wishing fountain the other day, and I had my penny ready.
I threw it, and my friend said, “I hope it takes two of the same request, because I wished for you to get better too.”
I forgot about the damn brain tumor.
I wished for you to be happy.
You better be happy, or I’ll find you for wasting my wish, you first class jerk.
Love, hopeless world champion clutz.