You’re a first class jerk, you know that?

You make concentration difficult, seriously. I may be a world champion clutz, but do you know how many walls I’ve run into since the first time I saw you? (More than usual.)

I thought, ‘Wow’; and my next thought, aside from ‘Ow my leg’, was ‘I hope he notices me’.

So then why have I done everything in a hopeless girl’s power to make myself invisible around you? Not that it really makes that much of a difference, I’m not cool enough to be noticed. You might notice me then, and I don’t know how to start a conversation without sounding completely foolish…unless you hate the freakin’ Water Temple as much as I do. I absolutely LOATHE that place. I mean, I’d rather go into the Shadow Temple a million times and that place scares the-

Anyways.

I was at wishing fountain the other day, and I had my penny ready.

I threw it, and my friend said, “I hope it takes two of the same request, because I wished for you to get better too.”

Shit.

I forgot about the damn brain tumor.

I wished for you to be happy.

You better be happy, or I’ll find you for wasting my wish, you first class jerk.

Love, hopeless world champion clutz.