So I thought I’d extend the same courtesy to you as you did to me. I’ve blocked you from twitter – just seemed to make sense since you made it crystal clear of your intentions to never talk/see me ever again. After this I’ll delete your number too, just to get a completely clear slate. I’d like to also thank you for teaching me to never take compliments to heart, and that there’s a fine line between being nice and being plain foolish. Good luck to the next girl you claim is super doper; hopefully you’ll be man enough to follow that one through. Have fun, good luck etc x x x P.S. I never found the compact disk, but I’ll survive.
[tempted to send this]