• Archive for August 9th, 2012

    A softer world

    by  • August 9, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, Waxing Poetic • 0 Comments

    Take me to a softer world To rest my sleepy eyes Where birds take flight in rivers And fish go swimming in the skies I’ve found a softer world A solace be known to little Churches with stained glass And rusty gold tea kettles Take me to a softer world And take me to it

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    I’ll Never Let Go Jack

    by  • August 9, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, Confession • 1 Comment

    He would always starting quoting, “Jack, Jack!” “I’ll never let go, Jack.” in the weirdest voice to annoying me when we would watch Titanic. I would always whine about how he just ruined the scene and he would keep repeating it until I would laugh at him. He doesn’t know that after ever little laugh,

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    Friend Zoned?

    by  • August 9, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, To Everybody • 3 Comments

    Every woman gives a guy an A for effort. Some of these guys become friends and others become their boyfriends. Every woman says they want a sweet, funny, smart, sexy, mature, and financially stable/ambitious man. But what we imagine to be a sweet, funny, smart, sexy, mature, and financially stable/ambitious man differs from woman-to-woman. There

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    What is wrong with me?

    by  • August 9, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, Dating • 0 Comments

    Hey John, Over the last few weeks we’ve been spending together, I find that I really like you. Not in the usual, crazy obsessive way I typically feel about someone I’m interested in, but I think that’s healthy for me. At first, I didn’t think I’d be jealous, because you’ve made comments and they genuinely

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