Hi.

I’ve met you 3 times. I don’t know you, at all. In fact, you probably would have no idea who I was if you saw me on the street. You’re friends with one of my good friends, and I think I’ve heard enough about you to make an accurate judgment:

You are so messed up. You’re a lesbian, but then you got pregnant, but now you’re back to being a lesbian, but then you made out with one of my male co-workers last week. So, I really doubt that you’re a lesbian.

You had your baby, whom you named after a hot-headed 80′s rock star, and you just drop it off at random people’s houses for them to watch while you go out and get hammered, or have my friend buy you things. Oh yeah, and you don’t have a job.

YOU HAVE A NEW BABY, AND YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB?!?

I think that you are an unfit mother. That poor child is going to grow up being abused by your messed up friends, who apparently physically abuse you. That baby will probably end up being completely neglected by you, since all you care about is getting drunk and being a “lesbian” but still having sex with guys. How dare you bring a child into this world and not give it a proper home? Why didn’t you put it up for adoption?

And, you know, I really think this whole “lesbian” thing is just a way for you to be “weird” and “different”. I think it gives you a reason to feel like the world is out to get you and that you’re discriminated against, WHICH YOU LOVE. When you came to hang out with me and all of my co-workers last week, the only thing I heard you talk about was how people were so awful to you in middle school and how you were constantly made fun of. Um, middle school for you was probably ten years ago, get over it bitch. No one cares.

Oh, and you treat my friend like SHIT. You know what she’s been through. How can you call yourself her friend when you CONSTANTLY take advantage of her? You make her drive you EVERYWHERE. You make her buy you EVERYTHING.

I think that you are WORTHLESS. You contribute NOTHING to society. Whenever my friend talks about you I seriously want to vomit.

YOU DISGUST ME.

Sincerely,
C