• He’s a comedian.

    by  • March 27, 2012 • Frustration • 2 Comments

    He tells me my smile is his favorite smile. He tells me that my laugh instantly makes him happy. He’ll randomly say “i love you” when I do something funny or unexpected. He tells our friends he is going to marry me. He makes me feel beautiful. I hate it.

    He has never seriously asked me on a date. He has never looked me in the eyes and said “I love you.” He does not call or text me just to see how I am doing. He will talk about other girls in front of me, but act jealous when I talk about other guys.

    I feel like his “crush” on me is just one big fucking joke. But, he is the only one who has ever told me that they find me irresistible, and I just can’t help but actually like him. I hate it.

    2 Responses to He’s a comedian.

    1. Anonymous
      March 28, 2012 at 2:14 am

      He’s probably scared. Say this, “If you like me so much, why don’t you ask me on a date? You better soon, I won’t be available forever you know…”

    2. Rose
      March 28, 2012 at 10:36 am

      Or you could be less passive aggressive and just ask him out.

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