• Archive for March 17th, 2012

    babes

    by  • March 17, 2012 • Bitch! • 0 Comments

    dear shannon, you are smelly. you smelly smell smell. you smell smelly. i am wearing socks and you are wearing none. mike is very hard. he is going to prom with smirnoff. they’re tight. boo boo boo gongaloo. i’m awesome i’m so responsible that when i’m drunk i’m responsible its easy because its not hard

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    I guess you know…

    by  • March 17, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, To You • 1 Comment

    I guess you know that I miss you. You probably know that the moments when I unblock you are the moments that I wish you’d tried to contact me. For all of the shit that I say about you when I really think about our situation, I still can’t bring myself to hate you. I

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    Unintentional Lies

    by  • March 17, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, To You • 0 Comments

    You don’t need someone like me. You need something less complicated and someone who won’t think twice about ‘fun nights’. Someone who’s just as afraid of commitment as you are. And that someone isn’t like me. That someone is far less worth your time, but worth the pleasure and instant gratification. You may really like

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    bi curious

    by  • March 17, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, Sex • 2 Comments

    For about 3 years I have been curious about girls. I have dated guys and would only date guys. But I have always thought that it would be fun to mess around with a girl. I have a friend who is a guy and we hang with another friend and she is a girl. She

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    Push

    by  • March 17, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, To You • 1 Comment

    I was glad to hear you say you’re doing well. You’ve found someone that can love you better than I could. Someone who will intellectualize and philosophize anything and everything with you. Someone you can practice your crazy hippie sex moves with. Someone who will get high with you till 4 in the morning. And

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