To whom it may concern,
I have an idea for a television show. A real reality show, about an existentialist teenager living in a close-minded Christian community, who comes from a literate family. The main character will be intelligent, and her fellow students will make that seem like it’s a bad thing. She’ll be slender, but people will dislike her for it. She will fit in nowhere, for no apparent reason.
Before the tenth grade, she’ll change. No longer an existentialist, she’ll hate humanity. Through the episodes, no one will give her any reason to like her species.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure you’re wrong. No one cares about my story.