Why do you like Shannon? She’s my best friend, but why do you like HER? She’s amazing and wonderful, but she’s not the one for you. Does she like Rage Comics? Lord of the Rings? Science? Quiz Bowl? No. She doesn’t laugh at your inside jokes about Quiz Bowl, because she wasn’t there-I was. Why can’t you see that you belong with me? I don’t want to be friends anymore, Zach. I want to be more. It hurts everytime you hug her, everytime you text her “hey” and she doesn’t respond. I would grab that phone and reply. It hurts when you ask her out and she says no. Why don’t you try asking ME out?
We Are Young, by Fun