• Goodbye, old friend

    by  • March 4, 2012 • Bitch! • 1 Comment

    Dear S,
    On behalf of myself and the entire human population of the world, I would like to apologize for existing and for not being as perfect as you. Clearly, you are a superior being who is above all forms of interaction with lowly humans such as myself, and it was silly of me to ever believe otherwise. Deepest apologies. It won’t happen again.

    One Response to Goodbye, old friend

    1. If
      March 4, 2012 at 7:49 pm

      If you were him, I would answer this;

      Dear K,
      Your apology is accepted. Glad you finally get it!
      Thanks and I love you too, or is it fuck you too, nowadays?

      Since this is not for me though, maybe this will make you think anyway.

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