• i probably deserve a demerit or something

    by  • February 15, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, Cheating • 0 Comments

    Picture This:
    You are going to your chemistry class, you have a test, you didn’t study, and you sit next to the smartest kid. You are going to cheat, duh.

    Oh.. on that note..
    i may have cheated on you. Just Kidding. I did cheat on you. Four times. Well, four different people, i don’t know how many times.

    My B. but, i told you when we made it official that this wasn’t going to work.
    The first one has a Jeep Wrangler. Ok, that justifies it enough.

    The Second one has been on and off with me for years. (But if you are in the mood to beat someone up, make it him because he totally deserves it)

    The Third one took me to a dubstep concert. I literally have never felt so dirty in my life. It was fucking awesome.

    The Fourth, well, we are kind of a thing now. And he is polar opposite of you. He golfs, you caddy type of situation.

    So, I apologize for making this happen this way, but, i didn’t want you to go all costa rica on me in person.

    Hopefully you see this and I can get out of the country before we meet again.

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