• A Public Service Announcement:

    by  • February 14, 2012 • * Safe for Work *, To Everybody, Valentine's Day • 2 Comments

    No matter what day of the year it is, the only person who wants to see that nauseating lovey-dovey facebook status update is the one person it’s intended for. So instead of spewing it out to all 200 of your friends, just put it in a private message. Unless cleaning vomit out of other people’s keyboards is your idea of a fun time.
    Thank you.

    2 Responses to A Public Service Announcement:

    1. Such a sweet start....to Murph
      September 12, 2013 at 11:06 pm


      go fuck yourself

      Hi Honey…
      This was such a happy day.

      I can see by all the letters that day here, it was for you too


    2. Oops...
      September 12, 2013 at 11:09 pm

      Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
      Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
      Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
      They don’t tell the truth uh
      Smiling faces, smiling faces
      Tell lies and I got proof
      The truth is in the eyes
      Cause the eyes don’t lie, amen


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