I won’t date you and there are several reasons. It’s only because we’ve known each other so long that I won’t be blunt like this to you.
Here are the reasons in no specific order:
1) You’re a horrible mother. You cuss at your kids and tell them that the police or monsters will take them away if they don’t behave. Do you not realize how much damage this does to a kid? They will grow up hating you and you’ll have attained exactly zero percent of their trust. Congratulations. You’ve succeeded in accomplishing the complete opposite of what a mother is supposed to do.
2) You attract drama and drone on and one about it while you’re talking about “holding your head high”. Fuck off with that. Please. You’re white trash wigger who will only attract more drama through your so-called attempts at avoiding it.
3) Your grammar is fucking atrocious. While the whole “you’re/your” thing does annoy me, I can be more accepting of that than I could be of your horrible attempts to spell out the simplest of English words. “Im holdin my head up hi while gettin threw this!” Are you retarded, or do you not care? Even if the other two reasons I’ve given were non-issues for me, this still would be. I just couldn’t sleep with someone who could accidentally get pregnant and infect my beloved spawn bastards with their stupidity.
Please leave me be. Never in my life would I have thought that I’d actually think that I’m too good for someone, and I hate that you make me feel that way.
I deserve a woman who is going to push me to be a better person. Not one who will drag me down with her.