Dear Clueless Neighbor Boy,
I want you.
PLAIN AND SIMPLE
I’m sick of playing games.
I’m sick of both of us acting like we don’t want it to happen.
I’m sick of pretending we didn’t hook up.
I’m sick of texting each other flirty messages.
I’m sick of acting like you never asked me to come over.
(I should have come over when you wanted me to…
even in if it was 4 in the morning)
I’m sick of acting like I didn’t want to come over.
(Obviously, I did.)
I’m sick of our friends being around every time we hang out.
I want to get you alone. (Get the picture?)
You live 10 feet away…
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
BALL UP AND GET OVER HERE.
Your neighbor, who is very good at acting disinterested, but clearly she is VERY interested.