That person is super lucky you wrote a song especially for them. As your friend, I’m very happy for you, so why the heck does it bother me? I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I always wanted to be blonde. Maybe it’s because I know you have a things for blondes. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ll just shake it off whatever it is that I’m feeling and be happy for you.
That’s all that matters anyway.