• Starbucks

    by  • November 27, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, Frustration • 4 Comments

    Dear Starbucks employees,

    Thanks for putting crap in my drink. I can’t really say what you put in there. But it made my stomach hurt like hell. You referred to it as a dream. Thanks for doing that considering the fact that I already have problems with my stomach. I find it funny that you would do that just because of my background. Yes, by the way I noticed, and I drank it anyway. Just to make sure that my suspicions were correct. I don’t drink coffee often so it cannot be the fact that I’m overindulging. Plus, surprisingly this type of shit only happens when I drink Starbucks coffee. Yeah, guess what this has happened to me before. Suspiciously it doesn’t happen every-time I drink Starbucks coffee, but every once in awhile even though I order the same thing. Thanks for showing hate toward a person you don’t even know. I would understand if I was rude to you, but I was polite the whole time I was there. I even cleaned up the coffee I spilled on the floor accidentally. Anyway, I’m avoiding Starbucks from now on. You’re coffee is overpriced, your customer service obviously sucks, and the atmosphere at the shops aren’t that great. All in all, thanks for showing how accepting you are of people. Starbucks message doesn’t coincide with the behavior I have seen at various locations.

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    4 Responses to Starbucks

    1. Sam
      November 28, 2011 at 6:39 am

      On behalf of baristas that aren’t jerks I’m so sorry. I love what I do and really enjoy working for the company. I’ve been doing it for a long time. The customers are the reason we are there because if it wasn’t for you there is no point for us. We’ve all had rough days but to do something like that is horrible to do to a drink. I hope that barista is fired.


    2. Starbucks
      November 28, 2011 at 10:14 am

      Thank you I appreciate the fact that there are baristas out there like you.


    3. k
      November 28, 2011 at 5:13 pm

      I love Starbucks. Sometimes my stomach hurts from it but its because coffee is a laxative….but(t) it hurts Sooo good! Lol. Just wanted to lighten the mood. The other day a girl behind me in the Starbucks line yelled at me for ordering 3 drinks.. my grandma had died the night before that morning so none.of us HaD gotten much sleep…so I was getting coffee. Some people just enjoy being mean or evil.


    4. Starbucks
      November 28, 2011 at 6:26 pm



      I honestly wish that it was just the coffee doing it’s thing. But it didn’t really hurt soooo good. It didn’t feel like any laxative effect. Nothing like drinking prune juice. (Lol,can’t believe I’m talking about this.) I’m pretty sure the barista added something.

      What if she added laxatives to my coffee? o.0 j/k

      Thank you, you made me laugh.

      I wish I could hug you. Made me feel better. 🙂



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