I would write your real name there but you spell it weird, and i’m sure this is better left in anonymity. I’m too shy to say it to you anyway. Whatever. It doesn’t actually matter, but I was thinking about this the other day when my boyfriend mentioned that you two were hanging out.
I offered you everything this summer. Things I had never offered another guy. And you dumped me.
But I thank god every single day that we never got that far.
I thank god that your dad knocked on that stupid door before I let you do something I would regret.
I would also like to thank you. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t have met my new boyfriend. He loves me. I love him. He’s the best guy I’ve ever known, and I’m so lucky and thankful to have him.
So thank you. By providing me with the means to be happy, and for teaching me what to avoid in guys.
Best of luck with your latest blonde conquest. I’m sure you’re getting more from her than you did from me. Perfectly fine with me though.
P.S, you had your fingers in the wrong hole dipshit.