Okay well there is some shit I wanted to say. At this point, just to clarify, I’m not sad. Just pretty furious.
First, I don’t know if you realize how patently unfair/messed up this is. If you look at this situation from any angle, you basically told me what I wanted to hear, got in my pants, and “broke up” with me. How convenient. A true hit and run situation. If you don’t know what that is, urban dictionary has a pretty good definition.
Secondly, I don’t know how it could possibly just be dawning on you that you don’t like me as more than a friend. Because if this is true, what compelled you to say everything you did the past 4 months? What made it okay to make out with me? Or get down my pants the first fucking time? You didn’t have any complaints then. I don’t know about you, but I don’t let my “friends” down my pants. Also, I really appreciate the 4 day window you gave me this week to get really upset. Oh and the fact that you used Facebook chat to tell me that you have doubts. That was really thoughtful. I sincerely trusted you, and I thought that you were a good guy. Obviously I was wrong.
Thirdly, you waited until NOW to tell me? Okay, you said you didn’t feel a “connection”…that should have been something you felt a long time ago. Thank god we didn’t go all the way. Haha am I the only one who sees the irony in this? Oh and if you’re just “breaking up” with me because of the actual experience on Wednesday (which seems like a distinct possibility based on the order of events), then let me just say, what the fuck, and I’m sorry it wasn’t up to your standards. By the way, I put breaking up in quotations because yes, I do realize we weren’t going out. That should have been a red flag for me. However, I didn’t really have any experience with this, which should tell you something. It’s lucky for you, though, because I was obviously gullible.
I guess what really sucks is all the time I invested in this, and how all I’m left with is confusion and embarrassment. That’s pretty much my biggest regret. I suppose this is goodbye? I’d say good luck, but I’m sure you won’t have any difficulties finding another willing girl from the personal harem you always seem to be operating.