I hope that you and her will be happy together. Congratulations are in order for your successful relationship that spawned because both of you cheated on your significant others in order to hook up. Oh I’m sorry, I meant to say fall in love. She’s a whore, and you are just a weak man.
You got married a few months ago. Is she driving you crazy yet? Have you realized she’s more of a mommy to you than a wife? Making sure you are taking your medication, regulating your “extra curricular” activities.
I’m happy to say that after this letter I’m forgetting about our friendship. I do not want to be friends with the kind of person you are, or the kind of person your wife is. I hope you are happy, and I hope that you both cheat on each other, because well… that’d bring the relationship around full circle. And we both know that once a cheater – always a cheater.