To my darling Clown,

We’ve been through a lot together, in a very short time. We’ve both been having very strange and not fun things happening in our personal lives, that we’ve helped each other along with, and also hurt each other deeply sometimes.

It was one thing when you stole my heart. I was perfectly happy with that. When you asked me to give your heart back, though you refused to return mine, I’ll admit, it hurt. When you stopped letting me contact my heart, though, I think that killed me.

The truth is, I hate you. I hate you with everything I am, everything I could ever be. I hate you so much that I’m surprised I haven’t burst into flames, as of yet. I hate you for all the crap you’ve put me through.

I hate you because even though I hate you, even though all I want to do is slap you and scream profanity at you for breaking my heart, I know right well that the second you say anything at all, I will fall in love with you again. I hate you for forcing me to love you, and I hate you for not realizing how amazing you are.

You’re a stupid jerk who ought to go jump off a cliff, and I hate you. You have no idea how much I wish I were in your arms right now… I hate you for that, too.

Love forever and always,
The bubble wrap queen.