You know what? Guys may think you’re hot because you keep changing your hair and telling people you’re “quirky” and you wear hipster glasses and you occasionally play CoD with your boyfriend and you “say what’s on your mind” (codeword for you being a really mean person) but you know what? At least I have substance and I actually have a brain behind all that makeup and I don’t need expensive clothes and layers upon layers of makeup to compensate.
P.S. Call of Duty is not that hard, sweetie. Come at me when you’ve logged over 100 hours on an RPG.
Okay, maybe I’m just a little confused as to why my ex is talking to you. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that you’re really mean to me and my friends for no reason at all.