When you read this, you will probably know immediately who it’s from. It’s me, you know, the girl who you spent that last two years lying to. I just want to be super mega clear when I say this – YOU ARE GAY. If you spend your free time looking at gay porn, contacting men for “hook-ups” and sending pictures of your dick to male strangers, it means YOU ARE GAY. Do you need a freakin’ neon rainbow colored sign to spell it out for you? Important distinction – I DO NOT hate you for what you’ve done to me, I hate you for what you’ve done to you. Lying to everyone around you must make you sad.
Oh, and you promised to send me pictures of the dog. You haven’t.