I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Maybe I’m just ridiculously horny and really need to get laid. But for so long now, I’ve been having bad thoughts about you. Very bad thoughts indeed.
We’re friends, and I’m totally cool with that. I’m more than happy with it. But, if you gave me the chance, I would pin you down and fuck your brains out. In a heartbeat. You have no idea how many fantasies I’ve had of you lying there helpless while I have my wicked way with you…
I don’t want a relationship, I just wanna screw you. I know I’m a virgin, and I think you are too, and I’d much rather you lost it to someone much better than me, but I’d love you to pop my cherry.
It’s your birthday coming up soon…. I’ll make a wish…..