~I’m going to make this dramatic. One sec…imagine a deep (very deep) sultry voice. O.k start. Right now.
You are the love of my life. I will do anything for you. I will take a bullet for you, to show you how much you mean to me. You are my everything. Imagining you not in my life makes my heart hurt. Like a thousand needles plunging in my skin to get to my pumping organ (My heart, you perv). I will take you away from this place on a raft (I’m too poor to own a boat). I will show you all the great places of your homeland (Yes, we are staying near Seattle). I will show you off to everyone at the luxurious restaurant I will take you to (A.K.A. Red Robin). It will be so romantic that………
~ Deep sultry voice end.
If you ever got a girl like that, I would punch her. Taking you to some family restaurant and taking you on a raft ride. That’s preposterous. Even though I think a raft ride would be fun but that’s me. The girl’s got to have some money and treat you right. If she doesn’t I will kick her ass. ;)<—- means "I got your back!"