I don’t know why I agreed to go hang out with you. I know exactly how it’s gonna go.
We’ll get there, you’ll say you want a late movie,
we’ll get out late, you’ll ask me to go to a party uptown,
I’ll turn you down, you’ll wanna go back to your place,
I’ll say no, you’ll comlpain about your sex life,
I’ll remind you that I’m taken, you’ll call me a booty call,
I’ll be offended, you’ll beg me to stay,
then I’ll leave and not hear from you for months. All because I won’t have sex with you. What is it with you? We used to be completely okay just watching movies and talking about science. Can we just forget that lucky/sad night altogether? Please? I don’t want you anymore. I just wanna stay friends. I don’t think it’s friendzoning if we already have a history and decided to stop it. So can we be friends?
Also, can you stop taking us out on dates back to back? What the hell are you trying to do, compare us? “Oh, let me try out the Ecuadorian girl, then let me try the Cuban one tomorrow!” Stop dating our mutual friends and being shocked when you figure out we talk about you.