• I forgot to mention

    by  • July 6, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, Sex • 0 Comments

    Dearest Kylie,

    I have syphilis. I guess I forgot to mention it before we got frisky. Hm, I guess we shouldn’t accidently run into people’s cars, should we? Yeah, walk away really fast hoping nobody saw, but oh, I did. So I followed you into the club, bought you some drinks. Now look what we have here. A big sad situation. Now we both have something we don’t want. I think I got the bad end of the stick, with 15,000$ worth of damage to my 75,000$ new sports car. And you, a lifetime of sexual awkwardness and humility.


    Sincerely, guy who was “just too cute”.

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