• Why I love you.

    by  • July 5, 2011 • * Safe for Work *, Love - Pure and Simple • 1 Comment

    Do you want to know why I love you?
    Well I’m going to tell you so here it goes
    It’s not because you are beautiful or smart
    It’s not because you are athletic and funny
    It’s not because you have the most amazing blue eyes
    And pure smile
    It’s not because you don’t allow dumb bitches to mess with your stuff
    Too much
    It’s not because we are exactly the same
    And it’s not because we are nothing alike
    It’s not because you are easy to talk to
    It’s not because you are a great kisser
    It’s not because you give too much away
    With your looks and body language
    It’s not because your face gets red no matter what you are feeling
    It’s not because you run away when you are embarrassed
    It’s not because I can just sit with you
    And have no desire to move
    Or just look at you
    And be unable to speak

    Do you want to know why I love you?
    Well I’ll tell you
    It’s not one of the things I listed above
    Although every one of them are true
    Especially the beautiful part

    It’s because you are down right out of your mind
    you are absolutely mental
    You aren’t a couple fries short of a happy meal
    We aren’t even at McDonalds
    We’re at pizza hut
    There is no way around you are clinically insane

    And that is why I love you

    One Response to Why I love you.

    1. Anon
      July 5, 2011 at 11:19 pm

      Damn straight I’m insane
      Deal with it.
      I love you too.

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