I love you so so much, and you know it. If I could create the perfect guy, it would probably look a lot like you. You’re adorable, badass, athletic, and you have the most killer sense of humor that leaves me completely speechless. So why, then, don’t I have feelings for you? It would be so easy- you know me better than most people already, it wouldn’t be hard to turn that into a relationship. But no matter how hard I try, I just don’t feel it.